Size Matters….

Preface:

Those who belong to this unique club, personalize it yourself – Think of you as “I” wherever used in this blog. This Biographical account is a Matter of FAT…Ooopss Matter of FACT. Take offense at your own risk – remember you will be ticking off a 100 kg+ mass.

Body (No Pun intended)

I am a guy (all my friends vouch for it) whose weight in Kgs almost matches (or exceeds) number of friends I have on Facebook (over 5K).

The website of Art of Living founded by His Holiness Sri Sri Ravishankar ji popularly known as the Guru of Joy says, it is spread over 152 countries. I also have have matching number to claim some fame – I have 152 kgs of force acting on me towards the centre of the earth.

I cannot but help be reminded of that skeleton hanging from the hook in the Biology lab, when I see some skinny friends who call themselves fit – Baaahhhh.

As I grew up they also reminded me of those skimpy clothes that move around on FTV . I always thought it was just those 2-3 pieces of rags moving on stage till some one said there are humans inside it. I love when these people give me those very adorable admiring looks 😉 **Blush…blush**

I had this “Fats-Challenged” Size Zero poor soul who tried to poke fun about that lovely little paunch. Reader, tell me if a paunch smaller than that Hill where Sumeru Mantap is situated is a Paunch especially an on a lovely chiselled physical structure?

I challenged her if she has as much muscles in her entire body? (a friendly Doctor – Swami Hardik of my club asks me to refer it as Muscle, I have to agree that it is medically appropriate too). And she wears clothes that are as costly (if not more) though she just was wearing 1/10th of what I was wearing.

And here is an open challenge. I can hug anyone single handedly. Those Size-zeroes need to assemble ten of them in a Sam-Gachatvam circle to get around me. So who is more enviroment friendly? What a single person like me can do, needs 10 to do. HUGs… and I tell you, when we Hug, it indeed is a real HUG they get!!!

Some advantage (those skinny ones call it is unfair and envy me for this) – I never suffer from what some Not-Obese starlets refer to as “food-martyrdom” I mean I dont belong to those folks who say (or atleast think) Oh! No I should not have eaten that extra topping of cheeze on my Pizza, or Which devil had taken over me that I ate that slab of chocolate.

As my Guruji …err Gurudev (after an earlier blog by Aparazzi, I have to say Gurudev, BTW! she very nearly belongs to my club and empathises with my feelings here) HH Sri Sri Ravishankar ji of Art of Living Foundation says – Serve to your capacity and a bit more. I follow it to the “T”. I serve … to the brink of the capacity of my plate and more… Very Obedient follower, Am I not?

Why I am popular with the kids. Kids never have to worry about getting bruised by the bones when they sit on your lap, like they do when they sit on laps of say Sumathi or Ashwin. What they experience is a royally cushioned unbeatable comfort on my lap – and as a bonus a reclining cushion (others call it a paunch)

Another  reason why I love every gram of my bulk because my Obesity acts as a “Friend Filter” – Do I need to be friend with someone who cannot ACCEPT ME AS I AM?”

I am mortally scared of Tattooing (rather getting Tattooed) On a trip abroad, while everyone in the team was being forced by the gracious host (yes, Size Zero guy) to get a body Tattoo done at his cost, I was excused – because I had a large body surface to Tattoo (read – the host to dig his pocket into an abyss)

And now, instead of fighting my bulge (did it for so many years successfully – fighting it I mean) I decided to indulge. Only way to fight bulge is to indulge 😉

Another great part – I get tailored dresses not those run-of-the-mill stuff that you guyz/gals pick up as Readymade from local shop.Trying to find clothes to fit me is like a treasure hunt for my wife 😉

Evolution from Laptop to Belly-Top – Now how many of you have this luxuy?

I could go on and on about why being Obese or fat is a virtue, but Editors don’t allow the luxury with Words that I take with my weight. So signing off…. with my LAST (BUT ONE) WORD! (I always keep a reserve of Capacity + More)

I can eat what I want, when I want and how muchever I want (the very reason I got here in the first place)

And Final Final Advantage of being FAAATTTTT!!!! Beat this…

Long Love Obesity!!

PS: Copyrights of the Pictures/Video with Respective Owners – If in violation please let us know and we would promptly take it off. (However, read the preface – you will do it at risk of offending a 100kg+ bulk)

The Milky ways – Startling Facts

Here are some startling yet very useful facts sent across to me by Sri Madhava Hebbar, which I thought everyone should know.

Team Desi Milk (TDM)  is an arm of Sri Sri Institute of Agricultural Sciences & Technology Trust (Bangalore Chapter). With its resources / re-research, has been in service since half year now. The experience of the sourcees has been in tandem with the re-research as per our scriptures of Charaka Samhita and the research done by Brazilian Breeders of Indian Cows. Brazil happens to be the worlds largest INDIAN COW BREEDER..while our cows are despised in our country and mercilessly slaughtered to export its high fiber red meat… Our cows which are most evolved of the species are now famous in USofA & AUSTRALIA (Brahmani Breed) and GIR, ONGOLE, RED SINDHI, SAHIWAL and KANKREJ in South Americas…so be it.

Coming to the point….

Vanaspati or the bio-reserve for human consumption was ready 2,50,000 years before human evolution from apes… or humanoids..that is jackfruits, mangoes, litchis and chillies..were all there for human consumption..similarly so the COW.

There was commonly one breed of cow…which split into two before 2,00,000 years before… one was for the cold climates and other for the temperate and tropical climates… now they are named as BOS TAURUS  (BT) and BOS INDICUS (BI)… BOS indicus is the breed of cows which was meant for Our Countries climate… it suited the indian geneset..be it the north of india or the south… we have around 64 types of BOS INDICUS species..and are most evolved when compared to Euro Breeds like BOS TAURUS.

Extract: BOS INDICUS Cow Milk suits the INDIAN GENE SET.

BOS INDICUS (BI) cow milk contains fat that is digestible.. that means obesity or coronary illness due to consumption of this milk is ruled out!

BI Cows Milk contains more calcium and pottassium… that means it helps mothers who loose calcium during delivery to cope up and normalise calcium levels in bones easily. It helps the IT GEEKS and NERDS to normalise the pottassium levels in brain..as they sit endlessly addicted to Computer screen which radiates alpha beta and gamma rays..how much ever eco friendly they screens are!.

BI Cows milk contains more melanin (almost nil in euro cows) which helps build defense mechanism in children and youth… if one consumes milk regularly for 14 years..they can live without milk for rest of life!… and also ONE GLASS of BI milk is equivalent to THREE GLASS of BT milk!

Curd made out of BI Cows Milk stays longer than that of any other milk.

Research says… BI Cows milk is best suited for our geneset… that is… any other milk can alter the geneset of our generation or the genext…and thats what has happened…. genext though has more progressed geneset… they fall trap to unknown diseases… mostly psycosomatic disease..or the disease of the mind order!… and this has been happening… country has highest IMPOTENCY RATE among youths!…47%… we are the worlds largest in terms of DIABETES!.. Bhatinda which was wheat capital of Bharat is today Cancer capital of Bharat… ! we have a train (Cancer Xpress) running regularly with patients from Bhatinda to Bhopal!…all because punjabis gave away SAHIWAL breed of Indian cows and started drinking JERSEY cow milk!..and well gave us chemical laced wheat..deko karma cafe mein MENU nahi hota…u get wot u deserve!.. YES milk is the base for upkeep of chromosomes… we got to merge ayurveda and alopathic studies together to really know how to carry on in the future… any doctors around the corner!?

Ultimately BI cows milk, helps bone remain bone (u can be assured that brittle bones will never occur in our genext).. brains function properly among hi-fi IT nerd…who presses command Z to undo when his/her things fall on ground!… most importantly its not just milk..we are all saving INDIAN BREED OF COWS from going extinct. By this we are getting natural manure upto several thousand tonnes..which helps growing organic vegetables with least expense…! Today ur all getting milk…imagine u will get vegetables which are chem-free along with milk down the lane… ultimately earth is ours..all the being on earth are ours…any single thing altered due to greed based economics will harm rest of the generation…and surely they will question back…! so as guruji puts it..let us leave this planet a better place when we leave..its not just about our kids..our home…its earth as the FIRST MOTHER..without her our mothers are mummies!

Now lets come to packet milk…

Ask a child today…where do u get milk…most would say “in a packet”…during our times as kids we knew COWS and BUFFALOES gave milk…ha…but now those kids who live in condos think MILK comes in packet like Maggi Noodles do!…

Well, packet milk mostly contains JERSEY COW milk which is BT milk…along with this they add BUFFALO milk… and to preserve them large ammounts of BAKING SODA…and to preserve them for longer time… they add HYDROGEN PEROXIDE (just go buy 250 ML of hydrogen peroxide from a pharma…and apply it on cuts or on heel cracks and see what happens!… u will see white froth coming out of the cuts – imagine that on your intestines and other internal parts where milk goes! – thats how even kids get urinal tract infection or even the kidney fails!…)…now this is what u get in NANDINI KMF MILK PACKS…

Come to DODLA or HERITAGE..they add POTASH to thicken the milk…. come to TIRUMALA milk..they add detergent powder to the milk…o yes their package design is mast mast..their ads are mast mast… HH Pujya Gurudev Sri Sri Ravishankar ji of Art of Living aptly says… dont get excited by the lovely cover of a present…look in!… we all seem to have stuck to the outward appearance…JERSEY cows are real good in appearance..those lovely polka dots… no horns..no dewlap…but their milk needs preservatives!…which are hazardous chemicals… look what we have been feeding our young ones with…MOTHER GIVING POISON to kids…is that our dharma or is that our KARMA!… lets rethink..this is what packet milk is all about…good shelf life!… UHT..ultra heating technology..that kills all the friendly organism in milk… usage of MELAMINE…to whiten the milk… and melamine will get stuck to our intestine..and we will send ourselves or our kids to multi-speciality hospital!… well all this has been exposed in the media… TV 9 carried this for long time..and stopped it suddenly after they accepted monies from rich and greedy MILK DAIRIES!…

Do we know that in well known private diaries yield of milk is more because they insert a stick into the anus of cows and make them give milk forcebly?…Guruji says… any food product that comes out through violence has toxins formed due to emotional negative impulses!… thats exactly why he gave us sudarshana kriya… toxins begot thru air and food goes out of EXCRETA..but toxins begot thru negative thoughts or emotional negative impulses thru torture and stress can only be cleared thru BREATH!… infact HUMAN LIFE depends on number of breath…. plant life depends on number of star rains!…and u know cow is an herbivour… behold..do u know that 10 lac cows were slaughtered in EUROPE during 1995…reason was..they fed cows with flesh crumbs!…so that yeild increased!..greed based economics in action..after feeding cows with flesh crumbs..for 30 years nothing happened to cows…but after that MAD COW DISEASE came into being… by altering natures way.. we create newer disease..this can happen to our kids, our genEXT… so its better to consume the cows milk which is suited for indian climate… and INDIAN COWS are suited for indian climate..not european jerseys…let europeans have it..they need to store fat because of cold climate…not we who live in temperate and tropical climates… let us understand this fact.

Apathy of our Government amazes us..they dont give loans to farmers to buy INDIAN Cows!…they give loans only to buy EUROPEAN breeds!… because the government runs on kickbacks..its not about which party rules..its about our SLAVE MIND SET…british knew this…. they took all our cows and gave us unfit euro breeds…now USofA sells INDIAN COW milk (A2) for higher price than their own breed of EURO or BT cows!…ditto Australia..ditto NZ… British thus fiddled around with our GENE-SET.

But well… SSIAST SCB..which started its co-op organic farm by bringing in small farmers to do chemical free farming..was about to start their own DESI COW GO SHALA in Kanakapura… with an invest ment of Rs 50 Lakhs… most of the investment came from Volunteers themselves…bevy of 7 committed volunteers and two agriculture teachers.. then came a thought..in the area such as Kanakapura – Sathanur – Kollegal where chemical farming had not come into being…and environ was full of rugged terrains..there were battalions of DESI (BI) cows… total of 2.8 lac INDIAN COWS are in this area..fortunate are we..that JERSEY COWS do not survive in these hilly terrains…these are INDIAN COWS called HALLIKAR…they are known as most disciplined MOUNTAIN COWS…to give milk they got to walk atleast 8 kms a day… they are so disciplined that..they wake up early morn… give milk to their calfs..then to their owners…and walk into forest and plains full of herbs and pastures… and after grazing…exactly by 5.30 pm they walk back to their homes…!…yogi cows..they walk for us!… while we talk the walk…they walk the talk..ha.

So the milk u get is laced with BRAHMI… ASHWAGANDHA… and other medicinal herbs!..what u drink is how u think..ha.

What is TDM doing about it? What is support we need

Eitherway…So TDM came into being..instead of having our own goshala..we thought we can start a cow collective of INDIAN BREED…and now we have over 20 villages participating in the movement.. they are paid every 15 days..if you are TDM product consumer please dont delay your payments… there are 300 farmer members in this embryonic movement and 150 sources (thats u all)… we pay 60% of what we get… 10% goes to SSIAST…10% operational expenses (all volunteers are paid, though initially its seva – many of the volunteers have given up their good jobs and come to help save the bio-reserve…thats a very good sign..and age group of 21 – 27..its a wow experience)…walking the talk… and other 10% goes to newer collectives… rest 10% is contingency..yes TDM has a mission path set for 3 decades..TDM has expertise to breed INDIAN COWS scientifically… according to stars…well westerners call it BIO-DYNAMIC… but we call it PRAKRUTIK…simple. Wish our seers and rishis of yore knew ENGLISH…lol.

So… now u know..hopefully..its not just about milk or cows…its about how we were all mislead to think that european cows are the best (scientifically they are yet to evolve completely)… did we know that when AMUL movement started… we lost 8.9 lac indian cows!… now the same state GUJRATH is importing INDIAN COWS from BRAZIL (3700 of GIR cows – one u see in Bangalore Ashram)… hope lets all get together and stop such foolish acts in future..we have borrowed this earth from our offsprings…we got to give it back in much better shape.

O yes..last point…once we break-even in milk channel..automatically CHEM FREE vegetables will come along with milk….thrice a week..and choice of veggies will go online… we will all get together and organise the agri sector..the thigh our govts are dillydalying with so that some phirangi dalal will take over agri-sector…like what monsanto is doing..buring our indigenous seeds to promote their impotent GM seeds…do u know that seeds begot from GM crops cant be resown !..LETS NOT YEILD NOW..food security bill is another anarchic situation, situation that brings about MANUFACTURED DEMAND… caution!

 

SO happy drinking… DESI MILK… evolve..lets not revolve!

Sam Gathchatvam – together we move…better.

TEAM DESI MILK – an arm of Sri Sri Institute of Agri Science and Technology Trust – Sub Centre Bangalore.

DNA of Cowardly DNA – The French Connection

At the outset let me clarify this post has primarily nothing to do with AOL or Sri Sri Ravishankar or Francois Gautier (though 90% of the post is a reproduction of an Op-Ed column by FG in DNA). All concerned material is reproduced in this post just for reference of those who haven’t read the events that triggered this post (Money power and Colonial Hangover of our Main Stream Media has ensured that these materials are taken off their official Websites). However if you dont wish to browse through that, you can stop at the place I have marked as Techically End of Blog.

This post is purely about the Media role – (Read DNA’s role) in the entire episode. An article that appears in print (which is still available as I write this) but taken off from its online version due to some extraneous reasons that baffles everyone (the only reason and justification that seem to come out for taking it down comes from  from the supposedly aggrieved party, the Frech Journalist Pierre Monegier who has taken it upon himself to reply to questions posed to DNA).

An Op-Ed by Francois Gautier which was published in the Print Edition of The DNA, “How Modern-Day Gurus Are Crucified” took serious objection to projection of  some contents on this Video report (Updated the video link on 15/07/2012) by Pierre Monegier telecast by France 2 Television Channel on 4th July 2012.

My understanding of an Op-Ed in any Media house (worth its salt, that is)  is an opinion of an approved Panelist, on which there could be divergent views and possibly someone may feel aggrieved  too. The ethical and professional approach in case of any such objection is to allow an aggrieved party a platform to mount their defence or counter the objectionable viewpoint. But what does DNA do? Take down the original Column with not so much of an information or explanation to the readers atleast.  And then let  loose the  aggrieved party Mr. Pierre Monegier  on the Social Media to cry from roof top that he has HAD his way.

Please read his tweets to me and other  tweeples on this issue below. Was the author, Francois  Gautier explained or his view point taken before taking this decision of taking down the columns. Where is the justification for us readers who expect that the Media house explains its action. Or  just because a “Foreign” journalist feels aggrieved is a good enough reason to take it down and DNA doesn’t think it owes us any explanation. Going by the tweets that was sent out by the Journalist, it is obvious that decision was  unilatera. If his claims are to be believed, the foreign journo also has got the Long time Columnist banned. Also now he gets to write a counter in DNA to a “column that never exist”  (As on 14th July – 10:30, nothing claimed by Pierre has happened) SO ON EVERY QUESTION THAT IS DIRECTED TO DNA PIERRE HAD TAKEN UPON HIMSELF TO CLARIFY – says a lot on DNA!!!

Way to Go, Indian media and DNA. Who said we are independent nation? Nation may be, but media still has a lot of colonial hangover. Read some exchanges here

(Tweet No 1 of the day – Someone barges in uninvited)

(Tries to Threaten but still fails to answer me)

(Open Threat to another Tweeple)

(Condescending Fails again – Someone who never knew staking claim to be the Doer )

(Taking a Swipe from my Shoulder – He says I am not the aim, shooting at someone)

(Someone who had no clue, suddenly tries to become a hero here and sarcasm that did not work )

Clarification sought from DNA and it is not them who Answers 🙂

(And a small confession from the aggrieved Frenchman that he was bad) – Important to Note my reply too

(Kiss and Make up? Yes. But not on this issue as yet – I still await DNA’s response)

Pierre can be adorable friend, but not Pierre’isms

This is the French style. On a straightforward question to DNA, this guy barges in and tries to clarify, tries to threaten and fails. On posing a few more question clarifies that he is using my shoulder to shoot (Zidanne style), then tried sarcasm (you know the results when a French tries English sarcasm) And then Self-Certifies finally in a moment of remorse that one day we will know he was not the bad guy. Wah! But right now, Let me reserve the judgement. I wouldn’t say he is a bad guy. I only suspect that he did a bad/unethical job as a journalist colluding with another media house (we will expose what was the carrots dangled as a deal). My concern as a media watcher, starts and ends there.

A few questions to DNA

  1. Would same alacrity and speed in bringing down the column on your online edition be shown if the objecting party was an Indian.
    • “The Most villified politician of our times, Sri Narendra Modi, Chief Minister of Gujarat has been accused of Pogrom. Courts after courts ruled in his favor. Despite legal clearance, every single slanderous article are still on its website.” Why that liberty when it comes to Indians? And kid glove treatment to a white-skinned guy.
  2. What is that counter column that Pierre gets to Publish? When you allow a counter-point, isn’t it only fair that you have the “point”  there in the first place.
    • It looks ridiculously silly to read a tirade against something that doesn’t exist
  3.  What about us readers? Are you not taking our intelligence and tolerance for granted.
    • Don’t you think you owe an explanation as to why the column has been taken down. If the legal threat that Pierre issued (as per his claims) is what made you chicken out, does it mean it just takes a notice from a lawyer to control contents on your portal?
  4. What are the norms you follow in allowing publication of an Op-Ed from our long time empanelled columnists?
    • Doesn’t it reflect terribly bad on your Editorial capability and competence if something that has to be taken down is already in circulation in print and was available online for ages (yes a few hours amounts to ages in this age)

Hope you show same speed replying to the above questions that you displayed in deleting online contents in. Speed reminds me of that classical French jokes (it was my personal experience – the speed with which I was getting response appeared that every response was calibrated – legally I guess)

French never Barbeque because the snails keep slipping between the grills. 

And in the  infinite wisdom of Mark Twain (not my quote)

There is nothing lower than the human race…except for the French.

Click here if  you want to read more such gems  from Mark Twain

 

Section that follows is added later in the night, when more confession was forthcoming from the supposedly aggrieved Journalist.

From a mere question of media behaviour, I now see a more sinister design on the role of this Television channel backed by some unknown forces. While during the entire episode, it was maintained that the telecast of that module was about Importance of Spirituality and Religion in India he drops guard and  concedes that the purpose was to carry out a “hit-job”,  making the agenda more sinister . As I write this, some of my sources in the media (yes, we also maintain our sources that cannot be revealed) say 2 more large Spiritual Organizations has been targeted by this Channel (these are not objectively evidenced yet to me and hence not detailed in this post – will post the link when there is official response from those organizations).

  1. Was there a systematic agenda to target Indian religious leaders and organizations?
  2. Who was the sponsor of this attempted hit job?
  3. What is the true Agenda and deliverables from this hit-job?

These questions needs an answer from France 2 and the “aggrieved” reporter.

(Here we go, at the fag end, the Reporter blurts out that it indeed was an attempted hit job and not what was claimed)

Now that the agenda and maliciousness behind it is confirmed I sign off with my final snapshot which puts the whole episode in to the context.

The role of Indian Media house, DNA in the entire episode and their Absolute Silence is baffling and says more than the words. The initial question was just what is in the above tweet snapshot. “What was the reason for taking down the Column”

Larger questions:Are we seeing a systematic attempt to denigrate India and its traditions by a foreign Channel? Is France 2  indulging in subversive/divisive activities?

Story doesn’t end here. Awaiting blogs and official response from the other two organizations targeted. We will not tolerate a shoot and scoot approach from any Media.

PS: Also happen to receive a lengthy exchange a friend of mine had with Pierre – reveals a lot of insecurity in him. On a nothing, threatened my friend, that he would be sued to. Until it was pointed out, that he could be sued for the rants he launched.  Suffice to say, My friend dealt with this kiddo very well.

Too lengthy (and if my friend allows), I would have loved to post it here too. Since it was a personal exchange I think I would be doing a France 2 act if I were to publicise it. Matters rested

The clincher – Nothing that Pierre claimed happened finally calling this guy’s bluff.

  1. The Article is pretty much on the site.
  2. His letter that he claims to have got published is not true – When asked he could not give any link and we never found it anywhere on the website of DNA too
  3. His column that was to appear next day in DNA never appeared even 3 days later.

– No more updates on this Blog- In case more I have something more, we bring out a Part-2 🙂

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