Birthdays at the Feet of Shri Vitthal & Devi Rukmabai – Pandharpur

Shri Vitthala and Devi Rukmabai. Source: vitthalrukminimandir.org / Shri Vitthal Rukmini Temple, Pandharpur

“I worship Shri Panduranga, the ultimate source of bliss and the manifest form of the Supreme Reality. He has arrived on the sacred banks of the River Bhima along with great sages, standing steadily on a brick to grant a boon to His devotee Pundalik.”
“I bow to Devi Rukmini, whose wide eyes are as graceful as blooming lotus flowers. She is the compassionate mother of all creation and the eternal nurturer of the universe.”

The journey began with a celebration. We gathered on the evening of 11th September to mark Sindhu’s and my birthday together (The other Birthday Baby Vinay couldn’t make it) and the festivities stretched late into the night. It was a joyful late evening, even knowing full well that a 650-km drive to Pandharpur awaited us at 3:00 AM. Sleep was virtually non-existent (Raju and I both stayed awake for entirely different reasons) but the lack of rest didn’t bother us in the slightest. The sheer thrill of laying our foreheads at His Lotus Feet was the ultimate high, keeping us energized and wide awake throughout the drive. Barring a few diversions around Tumakuru due to ongoing roadwork, the stretch all the way to Pandharpur was superb, scenic, and exceptionally safe with clear visibility. With just a breakfast stop and a short tea break along the way, we pulled into the Shri Vittal Rukmini Bhakt Niwas by 2:30 PM, just in time to join Raju and Lakshmi, who were already there for a delicious, authentic Pandharpur Lunch Thali. After a quick freshen-up, we stepped out for the experience of a lifetime which is what this piece is all about.

Our Lunch Getting Ready

Seeking Solace at Feet of Vithai

Birthdays usually bring family together, but this year was different. Facing first birthday without Amma left quiet ache, space only motherly love could fill. When mind searched for refuge, heart turned towards Pandharpur, destination pending for years yet deeply familiar through every song sung in His devotion. Devotees lovingly call Bhagavan Shri Vitthala as Vithai, mother of entire universe. Choosing to spend this day in His presence was not just travel decision, it was child running to parent for comfort.

For decades, singing abhangas and bhajans painted vivid pictures of Chandrabhaga river, Namdev Payari, and majestic stone pillars of temple. Singing these verses over years built sanctuary inside mind, but standing on holy soil brought overwhelming sense of déjà vu. Every chant echoing through streets, every sound of cymbals, every breeze over river felt like revisiting home long remembered. Journey was no longer about exploring unknown place, it was about walking into music that sustained soul through loss.

Pandharpur is not merely town, beautifully described by Santa Bhanudas in his composition – Dhanya Dhanya He Nagari (watch the video of Shri Vittaldas ji Maharaj of Govindapuram singing this Abhanga), it is living ocean of bhakti where status and background completely vanish. Stepping into temple environs on birthday evening, weight of grief began to lift, replaced by unconditional warmth radiating from shrine. What lay ahead was intimate encounter at feet of Devi Rukmabai and Bhagavan Shri Vitthala, moment to offer Tulsi leaves, seek blessings, and feel Amma love merging with divine grace.

Symbolic of Pandharpur – The Varis

Sacred Chandrabhaga River Under Evening Sky

River Bhima as Chandrabagha
Chandrabagha
River Bhima Curves into Shape of Crescent Moon to touch Feet of Shri Vitthal and Devi Rukmabai

Late evening light of 12th September settled over waters of Chandrabhaga river, casting deep golden reflection across crescent banks. Stepping down stone ghats under twilight sky felt like stepping out of everyday world into sacred timeless realm. Air was cool, carrying gentle breeze over river mixed with scent of burning camphor, oil lamps, and fresh flowers. Dipping feet and taking holy water in hands, cool river washed away travel fatigue and heavy thoughts. Varkaris were sitting in small groups along riverbanks, singing praises with eektara, cymbals, and drum beats under soft glow of evening lamps. Watching simple faith of devotees gathered by waters, heart felt instant stillness, ready to meet deity.

Bhakt Pundalik Mandir
Bhakt Pundalik Mandir

Regulars like boatmen and vendors sitting near Bhakt Pundalik Mandir on riverbank love to share timeless stories of Chandrabhaga river. One such legend explains why river takes crescent shape like half moon right at Pandharpur. Story goes that Bhima river changed her course centuries ago just to touch feet of Bhagavan Shri Vitthala, bending herself gently to wrap around town. Hearing this story while watching evening waves reflect twilight sky, deep feeling arose that nature itself bends in devotion when love for divine is pure. Offering prayers at Bhakt Pundalik Mandir is precursor to worship of Devi Rukmabai and Bhagavan Shri Vitthal.

Temple of Bhakt Pundalik Parents

Moving from river towards temple complex, massive stone entrance stood tall, welcoming stream of pilgrims. Right at base of entrance lies Namdev Payari, holy step where Sant Namdev Maharaj chose to rest for eternity. Just watching it and rewinding to those days brings deep humility that filled hearts. According to legend, saint wanted every devotee to walk over him, taking dust of their feet onto his head. Standing there, tears welled up naturally, thinking how Amma always taught humility and devotion through her own simple life along with being rigidly firm standing up for what was right.

Sant Namdev Payari

Passing main gates led straight into grand Solah Khambi, hall supported by sixteen massive carved stone pillars. Echo of Vitthal Vitthal chants reverberated through stone walls, creating deep vibration felt directly in chest. Large number of devotees were dancing in circular dindis, lost in bliss, clapping hands without care for world outside. Walking through dark cool corridors made of rough black stone gave striking sense of familiarity. Every pillar and arch matched mental images built over years of singing bhajans. It felt less like visiting new historical site and more like walking through familiar corridors of old family home.

Bhakta Pundalik and Legend of Brick

Before entering inner shrine, it was time to reflect on story of Bhakta Pundalik that forms heart of Pandharpur. Long ago, Pundalik was deeply devoted to serving his aged parents, pressing their tired feet every day with utmost love. Pleased with his selfless duty, Bhagavan Shri Krishna appeared at his door to bless him. Pundalik was so absorbed in serving parents that he did not drop his work. Instead, he tossed brick kept nearby toward doorway, asking deity to stand on it and wait till service to parents was finished.

Deity stood patiently on brick with hands resting on hips, waiting for Pundalik. Seeing such unmatched devotion toward parents, divine chose to remain standing on that brick forever in Pandharpur. Listening to this story near sanctum made eyes moist. It showed that serving mother and father is supreme form of worship. Standing on brick, Bhagavan Shri Vitthala proved that true love given to parents reaches divine directly, making Amma selfless life feel even more sacred.

Touch of Grace at Lotus Feet

On evening of 12th September, birthday of Sindhu, and with two of us having birthdays on 11th September, myself and Vinay, it was absolute blessing for all of us to be at feet of Bhagavan Shri Vittal and Devi Rukmabai. Moment arrived to enter Sant Tukaram Bhavan for sacred Tulsi Archana Puja. Stepping into hall, rush of world outside faded away completely. Placing basil leaves stem by stem, leaf by leaf to accompaniment of Vishnu Sahasranama chant, heart overflowed with pure emotion. Thereafter all of us were led into Sanctum Sanctorum through gate directly in front of Sant Tukaram Bhavan. Walking towards inner sanctum carrying Flower Garland, Tulsi Archana offerings, and Naivedya, quietness felt completely different from whatever was experienced in life before. Mind was already still, heart was open, and soul was ready to absorb grace deeply.

For Information – Tulsi Archana (Needs to be booked sufficiently in advance- It is Fast moving since it is limited number Seva)

It was Dhoop Aarti time and bonus time for all of us in sanctum sanctorum. Sounds of cymbals, dhol, and hair-raising chants of Jai Jai Ram Krishna Hari and Gopala Krishna Hari brought pure bliss for nearly half hour. Then came moment of lifetime, touching His feet directly and feeling smooth worn stone under fingers while warm wave of peace spread through body. Serene smile of Bhagavan Shri Vitthala in hands-on-hips posture brought instant comfort. Placing forehead at feet of Vithai, with soft glow of lamps reflected on face of Vithoba, deep peace washed over. Vitthala does not demand grand rituals, only selfless love, same quiet unconditional love Amma gave throughout life. Offering last handful of Tulsi leaves, grief transformed into gratitude.

First Charan Sparsh Darshan felt like homecoming long overdue. Bowing down directly touching foreheads at lotus feet of Bhagavan Shri Vitthala, hands held fresh green basil leaves. Fragrance of sandalwood and Tulsi filled small sacred space. Priest then placed flower garland offered to Bhagavan Shri Vitthala across shoulders as prasad along with Tulsi leaves and pedas. Next stop was sanctum sanctorum of radiant Devi Rukmabai. Placing forehead at Her feet made soul feel complete and blessed. Touching feet after birthdays felt like mother placing reassuring hand on child head before sending them back into world. Fresh flowers adorned dark stone statue, and quiet atmosphere allowed uninterrupted moment of communion. Feeling worn surface of sacred brick once again brought realization that divine grace in Pandharpur is boundless, showering blessings again and again on those who seek shelter.

Darshan completed by praying to other Upadevatas inside the temple complex – Devi Radhika, Satyabhama, Venkateshwara (Balaji), Mahalakshmi,

Our Faces Says it all – The Inexplicable Bliss

Beautiful anecdote explains how devotees believe Bhagavan Shri Vitthala gets tired after standing on brick for centuries to receive millions of pilgrims. During daily rituals, priests perform gentle care, treating deity like loving parent who works tirelessly for children. Simple touch of human care combined with divine presence reveals intimate relationship between devotee and deity in Pandharpur.

For years, songs described dark complexion of deity, fish-shaped earrings dangling near cheeks, and jewel shining on chest. Sitting right in front of deity during puja, poetic lyrics turned into living reality. Looking at His steady eyes that watched generations of devotees, sense of déjà vu was overwhelming. It was as if soul recognised this exact spot from long ago, recognizing divine presence that bhajans always promised was waiting here.

Miracles from Lives of Saints

Elderly Varkari sitting near outer courtyard narrated popular miracle of Sant Chokhamela Maharaj and Sant Janabai. Sant Janabai was humble maidservant in house of Sant Namdev Maharaj who spent all her hours grinding grain, sweeping floors, and collecting cow dung cakes. Locals say Bhagavan Shri Vitthala Himself would come down from altar in form of simple worker to help Janabai grind wheat and tie her hair. Deity did not care for high position or grand temple purity laws, He only cared for pure devotion in heart of simple woman doing household chores.

While Sant Janabai sat at hand-mill early in morning, task of grinding heavy grains was long and tiring. To unburden her heart, she sang abhangas, addressing Bhagavan Shri Vitthala not as distant king but as her closest motherly companion. Seeing her deep love, divine could not stay away on altar. Bhagavan Shri Vitthala transformed into female friend named Rangamma, sitting right across Janabai, holding other handle of stone mill, and grinding grain in rhythm with song. Janabai poured out her soul in famous song Rangamma Majhi Rangamma, praising divine friend who wore yellow silken robe and beautiful ornaments while helping maidservant with mundane household work.

Another story passed down through generations tells how Sant Chokhamela Maharaj was denied entry into main temple due to old caste barriers. He would stand across river, singing praises with tears. When temple priest found divine garland missing from deity statue, it was miraculously found hanging around neck of Sant Chokhamela Maharaj across Chandrabhaga river. These stories whispered by local elders in temple courtyards prove that Vithai belongs equally to everyone, rejecting artificial boundaries built by human society.

Birthday Celebrations in Divine Presence

Celebrating birthdays in divine presence of Vithai made occasion truly extra special. Warmest birthday wishes go to ever-smiling and adorable birthday girl Sindhu, whose bright presence brings warmth everywhere. Heartfelt wishes also go to her brother Vinay, who celebrated his birthday previous day on 11th September alongside me. Sharing these special days together at lotus feet of Bhagavan Shri Vitthala and Devi Rukmabai felt like divine design, filling all three of us with abundance of joy, good health, and everlasting peace.

Cherished Moments and Special Reunions

Customary Photo as we completed our Pilgrimage.

This pilgrimage became unforgettable for many lighthearted reasons alongside divine moments. Meeting Raju and Lakshmi after quite long time was special treat, and Pandharpur provided most unique setting for reunion since they travel all way from Hyderabad. Train journey itself started with funny story when only Lakshmi ticket got confirmed, leaving Raju to travel on RAC sitting ticket in completely different compartment (and he swore that he did not have a wink of sleep), giving everyone topic for endless teasing throughout the time we spent together. Road travel had its own drama when I had to hit sudden brakes at the last toll gate on our return journey, for unnoticed speed breaker, making Sweta shriek loudly in fear thinking car had crashed into something and she had a lot of stories about the thoughts in her mind during that 10-15 seconds that it took for her to regain her normal breath – all because of a Speed breaker at the Toll gate.

As we were returning back to Vitthal Rukmini Bhakta Niwas, where we had stayed, we were lucky to witness something so unique to Maharashtra (no other place can match). Arrival of Ganapati. Watch the Video for what we experienced – so so Maharashtrian thing

Reflections of Transformed Heart and Gratitude

Stepping out of temple complex after darshan into bright sun, world looked completely different. Heavy sadness that marked start of journey was replaced by quiet, unshakable strength. Walking away from sanctum, rhythm of tal and mridangam still echoed inside chest like steady heartbeat. Receiving Charan Sparsh Darshan turned time of loss into celebration of Amma enduring spiritual presence.

Pandharpur showed that grief does not need to be carried as burden, it can be offered at feet of divine and transformed into pure gratitude. Journey to Pandharpur was long pending, but timing could not have been more perfect. Singing His praise for decades prepared mind, but sitting twice at feet of Devi Rukmabai and Bhagavan Shri Vitthala anchored soul forever. Sacred town on banks of Chandrabhaga river is not just destination on map, it is sanctuary where every wandering heart finds home. Leaving temple town with forehead marked with bhasma and neck adorned with Tulsi garland, clear realization remained in heart. Amma love and Vithai grace are one and same, guiding every step on path ahead.

Temple Run Gang – My Heartfelt Gratitude

Just Before we Set our for Tulsi Archan Puja
Before we left Pandharpur

What an unbelievable journey! A fast-paced, action-packed pilgrimage like Pandharpur can easily get overwhelming, but this team turned it into pure joy. Huge thanks to Lakshmi, Sweta, Sindhu, Vinay, Raju, and of course, Aparna – you all truly made this trip special. When everyone vibes on the same frequency, thinks alike, and moves with the same spirit, even a short trip leaves memories for a lifetime. It’s the team that makes or breaks an experience, and this crew absolutely made it. Thank you all for the wonderful energy, laughter, and shared devotion.

As we keep resolving after Pilgrimage, this was just the warm-up. Let’s start planning our next pilgrimage, and let us make it a longer one next time.


Mastermind Behind Temple Run Gang

Special tribute goes to Aparna, my better half, who is ever-enthusiastic and over-excited mastermind behind all our spiritual journeys. She is prime driving force who seamlessly plans every ritualist detail in each temple stop, ensuring we step onto holy ground at perfect moments. Serving as go-to expert on rituals and astrological remedies for our group, her guidance ensures every step of pilgrimage is done with maximum devotion and propriety. For quite some time, we have proudly named ourselves as Temple Run Gang, and under her energetic leadership, every temple trip turns into well-guided, soul-stirring adventure.

On return journey, stopping at holy site of Koodala Sangama (the Aikya Sthala of Santa Basaveswhara Swamigalu, founder of Lingayat Sect) brought another layer of peace. Having blissful darshan at confluence of rivers was soul-satisfying experience. This visit concluded on delicious note with traditional Lingayat Jolada Rotti Oota, filling hearts with joy and stomach with authentic local flavors.

Sangama of Rivers Ghataprabha and Krishna
Koodala Sangameshwara Temple

When Silence Teaches: A Quiet Ganesh Chaturthi

Different Kind of Chaturthi

This year, Ganesh Chaturthi arrives at a quiet threshold in my life. We just returned after a blissful and fulfilling Pilgrimage to Pandharpur and the contemplation that follows comes on my birthday, a day that traditionally brings celebration, but this time carries a profound, aching stillness. The contrast couldn’t be more obvious, my first birthday 3 days back, and our family’s first Chaturthi, without our Mother. Her absence lingers, turning a day usually defined by warmth and festive cheer into a period of deep introspection. Without the outward rush of celebrations, grief and grace have met at the same altar, steering my mind toward the eternal truth behind the rituals.

Usually by this time of year, house is filled with joyful chaos. Aparna would be busy planning delicacies, while our excited kids Vishnu, Divya, Sindhu & others and now along with Grandson Anay would be making eco-friendly decorations and gathering all adornments for Him, and eagerly counting down days until arrival of elephant-headed deity. We would not have planned a Pilgrimage outing like now, definitely not on the eve of Ganesh Chaturthi. But this year, house is quiet, we are not conducting any puja, inviting guests, or installing clay murti in home this time.

In this stillness, away from usual rush of bringing home murti, preparing hundred modakas, and welcoming neighbors, mind has naturally turned inward. Sitting in quiet corner, I find myself contemplating true spiritual depth of Ganesh Chaturthi. Perhaps this year, without outward rituals and noise, Bhagwan Ganesha is teaching our family deeper lesson about His divine presence within us.

Bhagwan Ganesha as Cosmic Reality and Sacred Form

In Sanatana Dharma, Bhagwan Ganesha is not merely god of beginnings or remover of material obstacles. He is Prathama Pujya, worshipped first before any sacred undertaking, because He represents foundational energy of universe. Sacred texts describe Him as Pranava Swaroopa, physical embodiment of primordial sound Om. In fact, if one observes sacred script of Sanskrit, shape of Ganesha closely mirrors curve and flourish of sacred syllable Om.

When we observe sacred form of Bhagwan Ganesha, every physical detail carries profound significance:

  • Large Head: Elephant head signifies supreme intellect, vast consciousness, and infinite cosmic wisdom.
  • Small Eyes: Small, sharp eyes remind us to look beyond physical appearances and focus on inner spiritual truth with concentration.
  • Large Ears: His broad ears act like winnowing baskets, listening patiently to prayers of all devotees while retaining only essence of wisdom and filtering out useless chatter.
  • Single Tusk: Known as Ekadanta, single tusk teaches us power of single-minded focus and transcendence of dualities like pleasure and pain, good and bad.
  • Curved Trunk: Trunk represents adaptability, discrimination, and balance between worldly efficiency and spiritual focus.
  • Large Belly: His broad belly contains entire cosmos, teaching us to digest all experiences of life, both sweet and bitter, with equal equanimity.
  • Mooshaka: Small mouse sitting at His feet represents human mind and lower desires. Uncontrolled, mouse eats away everything in house, but when controlled and guided by wisdom, wild desire becomes efficient vehicle for spiritual progress instead of master of our destiny.

Legends of Devotion and Eternal Wisdom

Our Puranas are filled with beautiful stories that illustrate supreme wisdom and devotion of Bhagwan Ganesha. Reminiscing these legends during this period of contemplation brings great comfort to heart.

Circuit of the Universe

One famous legend tells of contest between young Ganesha and His brother Kartikeya (Subramanya). Bhagwan Shiva and Devi Parvati, offered divine fruit of knowledge to whoever circambulated the entire world three times first. Kartikeya immediately mounted his swift peacock and zoomed across continents and oceans.

Ganesha, with His heavy body and slow-moving mouse, knew He could not match speed of Kartikeya. Instead, He walked around His divine parents three times with deep devotion and folded hands. When asked why He did so, Ganesha replied that His parents contained whole cosmos within them and encircling them was equivalent to encircling entire universe. In any case, He declares that His parents are His World. This legend shows us that true knowledge lies not in restless wandering across external world, but in recognizing divinity at source.

As Scribe of Mahabharata

Another profound legend is about creation of great epic Mahabharata. When Sage Vedavyasa sought competent scribe who could write down complex epic continuously without stopping, Ganesha accepted task on one condition that sage must recite verses without pause. Sage Vedavyasa agreed but added condition that Ganesha must understand meaning of every verse before writing it down.

During writing process, iron pen of Ganesha broke under speed of creation. Without stopping flow of sacred epic for even second, Ganesha broke off His own right tusk without hesitation and used it as stylus to continue writing. This legendary sacrifice of His own tusk symbolizes absolute commitment to spiritual knowledge and truth, earning Him title Ekadanta.

Behind Sacred Rituals and Earthly Clay

Every practice associated with Chaturthi carries deep symbolic purpose that transforms routine actions into spiritual exercises. Customarily, idol is sculpted from sacred earth or clay, worshipped with devotion for few days, and then immersed back into water body during Visarjan.

This journey from clay to divine form and back to water is direct reminder of impermanence of physical existence. Body made of five elements eventually merges back into nature. Only divine consciousness inside remains eternal. Watching immersion teaches us non-attachment, lesson that feels especially poignant to me this year as I process loss of my mother. Ritual tells us that what takes physical form must one day dissolve, yet essential spirit never dies.

Siddhi and Riddhi, personifications of spiritual achievements and prosperity, are divine consorts of Bhagwan Ganesha, demonstrating that true wealth and wisdom go hand in hand when guided by righteousness. Offerings like Modaka, sweet delicacy wrapped in outer rice shell, represent sweet bliss of self-realization hidden deep inside outer physical body.

Avoiding Chandra Darshana

Ancient practice of avoiding Chandra Darshana on Ganesh Chaturthi night holds both puranic and psychological meaning that often confuses modern minds.

Purana narrates that after heavy feast on Chaturthi night, Ganesha was riding His mouse home. Suddenly, mouse stumbled upon seeing snake, and Ganesha fell, causing His belly to burst open and modakas to roll out. Ganesha calmly tied snake around His waist to hold Himself together. Seeing this comic sight, Moon God Chandra laughed aloud in arrogance, proud of His own physical beauty and bright light. Due to vanity of His appearance, Chandra was cursed by Ganesha that whoever looks at moon on this night would face false accusations and disgrace.

Spiritually, Moon represents human mind, emotions, and vanity, as mind is said to be governed by lunar cycles. On this sacred night, looking at moon symbolizes letting mind fall into trap of pride, superficial judgment, and sensory distraction. By consciously avoiding sight of moon, seeker learns to look inward rather than getting enchanted by external shines and egoistic pride. It is invitation to conquer ego and bow before eternal wisdom represented by Elephant-headed Lord.

Please read “Legend of Symantaka Mani” which is also a Parihara just in case you happen to see the Moon by mistake.

Eternal Presence Within Our Home

Though everyone miss excitement of festival decorations, and traditional grandeur of kitchen, this phase of silent remembrance has brought us closer to real spirit of Ganesha.

Bhagwan Ganesha does not live only in clay murti that we bring home for few days. He resides permanently in Mooladhara chakra, root energy center of our existence, guiding every breath and every step toward spiritual awakening. Loss and grief teach us impermanence of physical form, but devotion restores our inner balance. As we offer our silent prayers this year, we seek His grace to overcome internal obstacles of grief, ignorance, and attachment, knowing that His divine presence is forever within us.

In this silence, away from usual rush of bringing clay murti, preparing modakas, and welcoming neighbors, mind has naturally turned inward. Sitting in quiet corner, I find myself contemplating true spiritual depth of Ganesh Chaturthi. Perhaps this year, without outward rituals, Bhagwan Ganesha is teaching us deeper lesson about His presence within us.

Please read my earlier blog which is a translation of Pujya Gurudev Sri Sri Ravi Shankar explaining how Bhagwan Ganesha is not an external power and Ganesh Chaturthi is about awakening Ganesha Tatva within us

Home Ganesha – some years earlier

Insecurity: Child of Incompetence

This story is inspired by a real incident last Friday, where a moment of quiet professional validation was abruptly interrupted by an awkward display of public insecurity. While the setting, industry, and individual identities have been completely changed to protect the privacy of those involved, the underlying behavior remains entirely authentic. The intent behind sharing this narrative is not to criticize or demean anyone, but rather to highlight a valuable workplace lesson on professional maturity, true competence, and the self-defeating nature of unprovoked insecurity.

Insecurity and incompetence are inseparable companions. A person who truly knows his craft remains composed, content to let his work do the talking. When real expertise is missing, however, every gathering feels like a threat to a fragile ego. Insecurity drives incompetent people to make noise at the most unexpected moments, desperately hoping to appear important. Sadly for them, this urge to steal the spotlight usually backfires, transforming simple ignorance into comedy for everyone else in the room.

This tendency unfolded in full glory during a grand renewable energy summit at a plush hotel in Hyderabad. The hall was packed with Ministers, corporate leaders, policy makers and engineers, all discussing solar power policies for rural India. On stage sat a veteran engineer, a man who had spent thirty years in dusty fields actually building power grids while others merely made presentations. The organizer invited him to address complex grid integration rules. With effortless calm, the veteran dismantled difficult technical doubts raised by nervous investors. Impressed by this intervention, one the ministers on stage introduced him as a true pioneer who had built foundational solar models during his long tenure at a reputed national energy agency.

Sitting in the last row, dressed in a suit three sizes too sharp, was a newly baked successor, Sharma from that very same agency. Sharma possessed very little knowledge about power grids, but he had an endless supply of self importance. Watching the veteran receive unanimous praise was too much for Sharma to digest. Insecurity hit him like a jolt of high voltage electricity.

Before anyone could stop him, Sharma leaped out of his chair like a jack in the box. He practically began shouting his name and company title into it. I am Sharma from National Energy, I am Sharma, he declared, as if announcing a grand arrival. The room fell silent, expecting some brilliant technical insight. Instead, Sharma launched into an energetic speech about two rural electrification drives, completely missing the fact that the conference was discussing solar grid integration, not basic wiring. To make matters funnier, those two projects he boasted about were actually designed and executed years ago by the veteran himself, long before Sharma even learned how to spell infrastructure. Sharma gesticulated wildly, dropping buzzwords that made no sense together, while senior engineers in the audience exchanged suppressed giggles.

The moderator, trying hard to keep a straight face, finally interrupted the performance. Mr Sharma, the moderator asked politely, do you have any specific suggestion regarding rural grid policy, or should we move back to the agenda? Sharma froze. His mouth stayed open for a second like a landed fish. He looked around, realized nobody was clapping, stammered something about how his organisation has managed projects and that they plan to also empanel under the project, and quickly collapsed back into his seat. His desperate attempt to  make his presence felt, born purely out of insecurity and incompetence, turned what could have been a silent afternoon into the best entertaining break of the summit.

A classic case of