Size Matters….

Preface:

Those who belong to this unique club, personalize it yourself – Think of you as “I” wherever used in this blog. This Biographical account is a Matter of FAT…Ooopss Matter of FACT. Take offense at your own risk – remember you will be ticking off a 100 kg+ mass.

Body (No Pun intended)

I am a guy (all my friends vouch for it) whose weight in Kgs almost matches (or exceeds) number of friends I have on Facebook (over 5K).

The website of Art of Living founded by His Holiness Sri Sri Ravishankar ji popularly known as the Guru of Joy says, it is spread over 152 countries. I also have have matching number to claim some fame – I have 152 kgs of force acting on me towards the centre of the earth.

I cannot but help be reminded of that skeleton hanging from the hook in the Biology lab, when I see some skinny friends who call themselves fit – Baaahhhh.

As I grew up they also reminded me of those skimpy clothes that move around on FTV . I always thought it was just those 2-3 pieces of rags moving on stage till some one said there are humans inside it. I love when these people give me those very adorable admiring looks 😉 **Blush…blush**

I had this “Fats-Challenged” Size Zero poor soul who tried to poke fun about that lovely little paunch. Reader, tell me if a paunch smaller than that Hill where Sumeru Mantap is situated is a Paunch especially an on a lovely chiselled physical structure?

I challenged her if she has as much muscles in her entire body? (a friendly Doctor – Swami Hardik of my club asks me to refer it as Muscle, I have to agree that it is medically appropriate too). And she wears clothes that are as costly (if not more) though she just was wearing 1/10th of what I was wearing.

And here is an open challenge. I can hug anyone single handedly. Those Size-zeroes need to assemble ten of them in a Sam-Gachatvam circle to get around me. So who is more enviroment friendly? What a single person like me can do, needs 10 to do. HUGs… and I tell you, when we Hug, it indeed is a real HUG they get!!!

Some advantage (those skinny ones call it is unfair and envy me for this) – I never suffer from what some Not-Obese starlets refer to as “food-martyrdom” I mean I dont belong to those folks who say (or atleast think) Oh! No I should not have eaten that extra topping of cheeze on my Pizza, or Which devil had taken over me that I ate that slab of chocolate.

As my Guruji …err Gurudev (after an earlier blog by Aparazzi, I have to say Gurudev, BTW! she very nearly belongs to my club and empathises with my feelings here) HH Sri Sri Ravishankar ji of Art of Living Foundation says – Serve to your capacity and a bit more. I follow it to the “T”. I serve … to the brink of the capacity of my plate and more… Very Obedient follower, Am I not?

Why I am popular with the kids. Kids never have to worry about getting bruised by the bones when they sit on your lap, like they do when they sit on laps of say Sumathi or Ashwin. What they experience is a royally cushioned unbeatable comfort on my lap – and as a bonus a reclining cushion (others call it a paunch)

Another  reason why I love every gram of my bulk because my Obesity acts as a “Friend Filter” – Do I need to be friend with someone who cannot ACCEPT ME AS I AM?”

I am mortally scared of Tattooing (rather getting Tattooed) On a trip abroad, while everyone in the team was being forced by the gracious host (yes, Size Zero guy) to get a body Tattoo done at his cost, I was excused – because I had a large body surface to Tattoo (read – the host to dig his pocket into an abyss)

And now, instead of fighting my bulge (did it for so many years successfully – fighting it I mean) I decided to indulge. Only way to fight bulge is to indulge 😉

Another great part – I get tailored dresses not those run-of-the-mill stuff that you guyz/gals pick up as Readymade from local shop.Trying to find clothes to fit me is like a treasure hunt for my wife 😉

Evolution from Laptop to Belly-Top – Now how many of you have this luxuy?

I could go on and on about why being Obese or fat is a virtue, but Editors don’t allow the luxury with Words that I take with my weight. So signing off…. with my LAST (BUT ONE) WORD! (I always keep a reserve of Capacity + More)

I can eat what I want, when I want and how muchever I want (the very reason I got here in the first place)

And Final Final Advantage of being FAAATTTTT!!!! Beat this…

Long Love Obesity!!

PS: Copyrights of the Pictures/Video with Respective Owners – If in violation please let us know and we would promptly take it off. (However, read the preface – you will do it at risk of offending a 100kg+ bulk)

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24 thoughts on “Size Matters….

  1. sumapath July 24, 2012 / 5:30 am

    Grrr..! I am no more size zero to uncomfort a kid on my lap.!! Apart from me being example for being thin., this is a super fun blog about ‘size’ factor. haha 🙂

  2. rvaidya2000 July 24, 2012 / 8:40 am

    gr8- desirable wt of a person diff from wt of a desirable person- LOL
    Keep it up- humor-

  3. MK July 24, 2012 / 8:52 am

    Big size brings big advantages. It surely matters… hahahaha 🙂

  4. Deepak July 24, 2012 / 9:07 am

    Well – Some are born to eat!!!

  5. rajesh chugani July 24, 2012 / 9:38 am

    You don’t need anyone to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely. SIZE DOESNT MATTER

  6. sujatha July 24, 2012 / 10:31 am

    lol…surely helped me start my day smiling at my weight gain 🙂 🙂 and not worrying about how to loose it

  7. agnyaa July 24, 2012 / 10:37 am

    ha ha ha.. sooooo funnyyyyy.. so many advantages of being fat 😉

  8. Vanisri Narayan July 24, 2012 / 10:53 am

    ha ha ha ROTFL!!!!!! after reading this, totally inspired & making an attempt 2 put on my weight…. 😉

  9. Savita Sharma July 24, 2012 / 11:23 am

    Recently the Vogue fashion magazine (14 editors from all over the world) have signed up swearing not to shoot/feature under aged (below18) models & Under weight Models (zero sized/mal-nutrition) in their editions..they will also pin up 14 sized ones..sooo you have a chance!!! 🙂

    • Chhavi Methi July 24, 2012 / 10:18 pm

      a Fat model-to-be 🙂

  10. P1 (@PB_5) July 24, 2012 / 11:29 am

    Ha ha ha ha…It looks like you did my bashing (Skinny friend) in the blog. Just one thing: I never think before eating pizza or chocolate. Still, I am like that 🙂 🙂

    • Chhavi Methi July 24, 2012 / 10:17 pm

      I have to think a lot … or if i eat .. i manage the other day .. i do 108 surya namaskars everyday 🙂

  11. kalyanioswal July 24, 2012 / 11:58 am

    HAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :))))

  12. Bandhavi Vasireddy July 24, 2012 / 5:31 pm

    Ha Ha Ha Sureshji,:-),Its soooo funny n u always make jokes of ur wt.U luk chubby but not as u mentioned.

  13. Chhavi Methi July 24, 2012 / 10:10 pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahaha … this is funny .. but I surely wont compete you 😛 Because of Surya namaskars and healthy eating ,, fat on my belly has gone as if I have just delivered a baby types … LOL !

  14. Anonymous July 25, 2012 / 9:38 am

    lol 🙂 Super anna 🙂

  15. Ashwin Belagodu July 25, 2012 / 10:18 am

    Min 10000 Hits required for this blog… Humour at its best. And, Thx for considering me thin 😉 At the end of it – All that matters is the health and not size 🙂

  16. Alexander Luthra July 25, 2012 / 10:35 am

    A true sadhak… jñanam annam (shivasutra)

    Committed to a healthy amount of knowledge every day… you must be attending satsang regularly? 😛

  17. Uma July 25, 2012 / 11:29 am

    Ha..Ha….nice BELLY TOP..flexible…….:)))))))))))

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