WTF-Demystified! (And Dignified)

I just decided to have some WTF! (Work Time Fun) and put this down here. Lesser said about the office week, the better. And it just began. As they say say, after 1st 2 days of the week in office i.e. Mon & Tues, even the Calendar says  say WTF! (Wednesday Thursday Friday)

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WTF! (No no…. Wait I mean What the Freak!!!) Signing of 2012 with this collaborative piece all thanks to a particular spark called WTF! Whatevva!!!

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Whatevvaaa!!!

To that Movie-Maker  (calls himself Maheshbhatt) for this insensitive WTF! Tweet (only time I am using WTF! in the real sense)  MaheshBhattShutAllTemples

I have one thing to say about Mahesh Bhatt.  WTF! – (Wild Things Fart) too & Hey dude! WTF! (Wait Till Fall), we will send you where you (and people like you) badly need to go – to WTF! (Waste Treatment Facility) and then we will decide WTF! (Who’s The Fairest) of them all 😉

WTF! – I knew something is wrong with this seemingly innocuous abbreviation when WTF (World Tennis Federation) decided to rename itself to ITF.  Considering the grueling schedule that the top 8 ranked Tennis stars are subjected to, ATP  however did not find it necessary to change their season ending championships of Association for Tennis Professionals – WTF! (World Tour Finals)

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But then WTF! a conglomeration of practioneers of the famous Korean martial arts knows no such niceties – World Taekwondo Federation. Anything Korean doesn’t surprise me a wee bit , World lapped up Korean Psy’s Gangnam too which for me was WTF! (Worse than Failure ) Want to know why? When I WTF (Watched This Film) Gangnam video I mean., my coffee cup slipped from my hands and next thing I had to do was like WTF! (Wipe The Floor)

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No piece of ours can be complete when we don’t Scream WTF! (Where’s The Food) and yell louder  when the hosts says WTF! (Wash/Wipe The Fork) and

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Your are the Food 😉

by the way WTF! (Why’s That Funny) when on a chilly December night we ask WTF! (Where’s The Fire) and WTF! (What’s The Fuss)

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Watching this what did you feel ? Nothing?  For me it was a video shot WTF! (When They Fart) You still did not get it? WTF!  (Wait till Friday) then.

Until then WTF! (Welcome To Facebook) we are here

Ashwin Belagodu &  Suresh En

Story idea from Ashwin who wanted to sanitize this Abbreviation WTF!  He blogs Here

Celebrate and Live “The Dash”

I recently read up on a great Poem written by Linda Ellis titled The Dash. I dedicate this piece to a fighter recently in the news who apparently fought and made that “Dash” of her life count, galvanizing the nation into action – with Prayers that “Post-Dash” year stays open for a long time to come.  Salutes!

Sure many of us have read, viewed (as a movie or presentation), savoured , enjoyed, criticised or even wept over it. I am dead sure that none of you could ignore it. Reading it, I reflected on the inner meaning of the poem and got me thinking about life in general.

As my Guru, the Guru of Joy HH Pujya Gurudev Sri Sri Ravi Shankar of Art of Living Foundation says, when we came into this world our first act was an Inhalation and then we cried. The last act was an Exhalation (and made others cry). Everything that happened in between this “all important” Inhalation and Exhalation is “LIFE”

Or is this Inhalation and Exhalation the “all important” thing?

I think “NO” because we have no control over both of this (except that last exhalation on which we may have a violent control, which anyway is beyond the purview of this piece). So what is all important – it is everything that happens between these two events (inhalation and exhalation). It is how we lived.

Did we “Live or just Exist”?; Did we “Grow or just Aged?; Did someone “Miss” or think Good Riddance” at the end of it all?; Did someone ask “Why” or “When” (are your leaving/dying)”

All of us would like the first half of the above questions to be relevant to us – so it is most important for us to ensure that we LIVED of our lives and not just Existed.

In this context, I present the verse, The Dash which in about 240 words captures the essence of life (or atleast what it should be)

The Dash -By Linda Ellis

I read of a man who stood to speak, At the funeral of a friend

He referred to the dates on her tombstone, From the beginning to the end;

He noted that first came her date of her birth, And spoke the following date with tears,

But he said what mattered most of all, Was the dash between those years;

For that dash represents all the time, That she spent alive on earth

And now only those who loved her, Know what that little line is worth:

For it matters not how much we own, The cars, the house, the cash

What matters is how we live and love, And how we spend our dash;

So think about this long and hard, Are there things you’d like to change?

For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged;

If we could just slow down enough, To consider what’s true and real

And always try to understand, The way other people feel;

And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more

And love the people in our lives, Like we’ve never loved before;

If we treat each other with respect, And more often wear a smile

Remembering that this special dash, Might only last a little while;

So, when your eulogy is being read, With your life’s actions to rehash

Would you be proud of the things they say, About how you spent your dash?

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Get Well dear Friend! I am sure you would be proud of what the Nation & the World would say about your Dash. May the Dash be extended for many years to come. Hope to see you back in Bharat soon. It is not just you who is scarred, it is Humanity and Humaneness. Let’s those who perpetrated that heinous act  not make us give up on the world, as yet.

Wishing a speedy recovery

3Ps of Blogging – Purpose, Polish and Publish

A purpose firmly established decides the impact on the kind of blogger that you are, the contents you provide, the update frequency and maintenance of the same. A synergy of these activities would drive you towards the established purpose of blogging.

Establish a clear purpose : Common mistakes any blogger do (atleast early on) is not to define a specific purpose. Decide at the earliest, purpose of your blogging and ensure that you build relevance and a good fit as you continue building over it, lest it become an odd brick in an otherwise Architectural Marvel

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Else what? A big woolly Mess. What Else 🙂 You have a messy place. To draw an analogy it would be a miner’s nightmare. They hunt for Gold (very expensive, just like contents in your blog) but a messy dredging is unpleasant.

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The Reverse Possibility: Blogging for a Purpose

Be honest to yourself when you answer this question. If it is for money, so be it. Be clear! In any case the blogs would reveal the purpose (a clutter of Adsense Keywords in your blog content is a big give-away). By the way, there is nothing to be ashamed if it is for money – it is your personal space and efforts, none can grudge you this purpose.

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Now that importance of purpose is realized, the task is easy if you started the blog with a purpose – say, for promoting a business, or a person, or for critiquing – Here the goal of blogging is predetermined, the contents and update frequencies get defined by the purpose itself – for e.g if it is promoting business, it is pretty sure that it may not do anything with the blog itself but to do draw attention of target audience and channelizing that interest. This is where SEO pressures rules the roost and define the contents too. Similar is the case with any blogging that has a clearly defined purpose.

We have yet another purpose for blogging, which predominantly is where AOL bloggers can be classified. Blogging for hobby. It is generally assumed that it can be “free for all”, “no-hold barred”, “stress-free” blogging and has no purpose. Let’s get this clear. If there is no purpose for putting your thoughts on paper (or on a blogsite) it has no business to exist in the first place. Determine and brand even a hobby blogging – Humour, Current Affairs, Health or alternately I can suggest an easiest branding – Art of Living or His Holiness Pujya Gurudev Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. For one, you have so much that you can write about. Added to it, it can get you a lot of traffic (AOL is a world by itself).

This brings a new dimension and purpose to your blog. From Blogging as hobby, it now gets positioned as Blogging for Others/Someone (I will call it AOL, hereafter). Again, writing something on Gurudev or AOL doesn’t ensure success, it has to be formatted, designed and executed for Success.

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The Goals, Objectives and Values that represents AOL has to be factored before we Publish the blog.
The next few steps are specifically in respect of Hobby Bloggers writing about AOL/Gurudev. http://justconnect.artofliving.org does this for approved bloggers and the underlying philosophy can be adopted and applicable to your individual blogs too
Having established the purpose of a blog, it now needs to be reached out to the world viz Marketing. It involves two components

1) Identifying target audience
2) What is Written

This is a double whammy. Audience is automatically decided by “What” is written or you have to specifically write keeping in mind your target audience.

As any marketing person would know : Reaching out in any manner including Advertising is an aerial attack, but the war is won only on the ground. You don’t win readers or traffic to your blog from aerial attacks. You have to win them on the ground.

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Even in the age of internet, products (your blogs) are bought and sold online only if the customer (reader) has some advance knowledge about it. To explain better, in any modern war the Air Force is used to hit key targets, destroy capabilities and soften the enemy’s forces. But the war is won only when soldiers on the ground move in and capture lands, kingdoms, enemies or whatever their target was. No matter how superior an air force a battle is never won from the air. Marketing a blog (or for that matter Social Media itself) is similar to an air force, an aerial attack. No war can ever be won through just Marketing. It may soften the adversary, score a few major points or victories, win a few battles, but it will never win the war unless there is action and stuff on the ground. Therefore, Having Exciting Stuff to aspire for on the ground is the first step and a good start.

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About what is Written, or having a good stuff now calls for a dream or a vision for your blog itself. This also brands your blog and also entails being able to see the “finish line”. Blog on a whole has to have a vision and mission to be accomplished by each individual article/post needs to be aligned to this vision. In other words, all members in a group can share a “mission” but all may not have the same “vision”. It helps if the your blog can outline the vision and the finish line and ensure each post on it subscribes and aligns with it. (Extend this logic to a group blogging site, like http://www.artoflivingsblog.com or http://www.artoflivingsecrets.com) In order to achieve this, we need to have a STRATEGY.

Strategy is a much abused term. In cricket you will hear the commentator frequently talk about strategies, that is pure rubbish. The strategy in cricket is simple: Bat, ball, wicket, 11 players, bowling batting, boundary lines, pitch and higher run scorer wins. Simple! These don’t change every over or after every four or six as commentators keep asking. What can be changed is “Tactics” based on a particular situation of advantage or disadvantage that forces us to publish a post on the blog. However to start the game we need to adopt the best tactics that will suit our strategy once we have decided on the “WHAT I WRITE”. Once those tactics mature and keep producing good results they can be hammered to advantage. As marketing guru Al Ries says: Tactic is the nail, strategy is the hammer.

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Let me demonstrate the difference using the example of India Against Corruption in its earlier avatar. Arvind Kejriwal’s overall strategy was change in fighting corruption through Lokpal bill. Tactic was hunger strikes, gheraos and building local chapters of IACs in many metros. But when the tactics failed he decided he will go political. His strategy Lokpal failed. With a new political strategy, he has now made strange un-measureable and unrealistic “whats” like Direct people rule, laws to be made after direct consultation with people, prices to be decided by people, no unpopular laws blah blah etc. It’s destined to fail. Do his tactics back up his strategy? No. His current tactic is to expose corruption of individuals, allegations against top names and politicians. There is no match between his strategy and tactics. Those are, of course, his stated strategies. If there are certain hidden strategies, we don’t know. While he may manage to expose some individuals, his political strategy is destined to fail. It’s like George Bush saying: “We are not doing well in Afghanistan, let’s go bomb Iraq” – Our blog should not be like Aghanistan/Iraq bombing cited above.

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Now that the Strategy and Tactics are executed and first finish line is reached a newer finish line will get defined. It’s an on-going journey, an on-going process. It then becomes easier to define how, when and where our blogging journey leads or any course correction is needed.

This Blog of mine : Originally Published on http://justconnect.artofliving.org/blogging-tips-3ps-purpose-polish-publish/