Hang (in) (out) and (up)

With Valentine’s day round the corner, it is time to blog about “Hanging” out with your loved ones.

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While I enjoyed saving the man in my favourite classical Vocab game “Hangman”, it was also a bumper season for “Better-off-Hung type” Human rights champions too, who took up the cause of  Hanging of moderate saintly gentlemen. They are so saintly who just were hanging out to have some fun watching the fireworks that brought down anything from Hanging Gardens of Babylonia to the  Dhabaleswar Hanging Bridge along with many terrorizing public on the road.

Hanging Bridge of Dhableshwar 245 ft long
Hanging Bridge of Dhableshwar 245 ft long

Funnier lot  were those Protestors who hung in there to make hay while sun shined. They decided to hang out on the streets of various cities on a lazy and free Weekend evening, until they realized that the clothes in their washing machine need to be hung & Went back home in search of their Hangers

The Hanger
The Hanger

Then there was this holy learned Journalist writer, who dreamt of a Role-Switch to become the first Hangman to Hang a President from the Clock-Tower (Ghanta Ghar) – which incidentally hung up the day Pandits were chased out of the valley.

Open Abuse and Threat to President of India
Open Abuse and Threat to President of India

While there this Journo-writer also thought that the President of a Sovereign Nation who simply did his job deserves some choicest compliments as an adjective.

Afzal Gooroo did try ringing this Journo-Writer bloke but it went dead! Later we get to know that he just hung up. And by god! 11 years was too long even for Afzal Gooroo who must have exclaimed “Hey! hurry up all this hanging around is killing me”  Which is when the Jail Superintendent ordered “OK, make it quick. I don’t want to be left hanging around” I am sure his final thoughts were “I suppose that’s the way things go, one door opens another one closes.”

Coming to this person with so much of Hang-ups who married into an Indian family, & hung a Mangalsutra around her neck and then started Hanging citizens of the nation everyday physically and intellectually – Does anyone know if that Ultra sensitive lady broke into tears and her Hanger-on errand boy (who famously said that “jab hum tasveerein dekhi to unke aansoon phoot padi…”) had to rush to the nearest hanger where the Handkerchief was hung when the news of hanging was delivered to her?

Original link for the above video here: (Courtesy: NDTV)

http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/news/fromndtv/223479

Not to be left behind Google also jumps on to the “Hang” out bandwagon. Though their responses in terms of professionalism leaves much to desire (a recent experience). I foresee Google+ hanging up the Orkut way. We have seen biggest Corporations break down and hang themselves by thin lines to stay afloat

Well time to Hang up on this post. But hang-on till you read this final parting one.

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, “I’m hanging myself.”
“You’re supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist,” said the onlooker. “I tried that,” replied the blonde, “but I couldn’t breathe.”

I am sure you enjoyed the Hanging-out here so long. Please leave your comments and share if you like it.

PS: A compliment to India Post. Hanging the letter on the traditional Courier Pigeon would have delivered the letter faster, No?

Confession of a Untroubled Soul

I was carrying this for more than 24 years now. And I had to say that out loud today. I can’t bear this anymore.

While I have nothing hidden from my Guru, His Holiness Pujya Gurudev Sri Sri Ravi Shankar of The Art of Living, this is something that I could never go and reveal to him. Not even to my wife of 21 years – who thought I was an open book and knew everything about me.

I had an intimate affair with this marvelous creation, even creator have undergone tremendous transformation.  I happened to chance upon her when her maker, for material reasons passed her on to a middle man. I simply had to have her, more out of the necessity of my age, blame it on the changes due to hormones.

The affair started that day. Not a single day has passed since August 1988 when I haven’t felt that warm, foamy and silky caress on my face.  Oh yes! not every day.  Save 41 days of Annual Vrat (penance) for Sabarimalai that I used to observe, Strict Brahmacharya was a norm. But I swear I used to pine that touch without which needless to say, I would appear unkempt and ruffled

A constant companion wherever I went, all over the world – the Hotels we stayed, the bathroom, the dressing table. I simply could not imagine not having her with me, for the same things she did since August 1988.

While this may not measure up to the letter or spirit of Sacrament of Penance and this blogsite is definitely no substitute  for a confessional, I nevertheless would like to seek healing of my soul and laughter to you. “Bless me readers, if I have sinned. It has been more than 24 years I have hidden this from all of you” As a token of penitence, and in the fond hope of redemption I reveal whom I have been cheating with. And with no intention to call it off. Look at her from every possible angle and Pardon me for I am still unable to abandon her as yet. Click the Bouquet to reveal it all.

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I am sure you have got a word or two to say about my prized possession

WTF-Demystified! (And Dignified)

I just decided to have some WTF! (Work Time Fun) and put this down here. Lesser said about the office week, the better. And it just began. As they say say, after 1st 2 days of the week in office i.e. Mon & Tues, even the Calendar says  say WTF! (Wednesday Thursday Friday)

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WTF! (No no…. Wait I mean What the Freak!!!) Signing of 2012 with this collaborative piece all thanks to a particular spark called WTF! Whatevva!!!

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Whatevvaaa!!!

To that Movie-Maker  (calls himself Maheshbhatt) for this insensitive WTF! Tweet (only time I am using WTF! in the real sense)  MaheshBhattShutAllTemples

I have one thing to say about Mahesh Bhatt.  WTF! – (Wild Things Fart) too & Hey dude! WTF! (Wait Till Fall), we will send you where you (and people like you) badly need to go – to WTF! (Waste Treatment Facility) and then we will decide WTF! (Who’s The Fairest) of them all 😉

WTF! – I knew something is wrong with this seemingly innocuous abbreviation when WTF (World Tennis Federation) decided to rename itself to ITF.  Considering the grueling schedule that the top 8 ranked Tennis stars are subjected to, ATP  however did not find it necessary to change their season ending championships of Association for Tennis Professionals – WTF! (World Tour Finals)

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But then WTF! a conglomeration of practioneers of the famous Korean martial arts knows no such niceties – World Taekwondo Federation. Anything Korean doesn’t surprise me a wee bit , World lapped up Korean Psy’s Gangnam too which for me was WTF! (Worse than Failure ) Want to know why? When I WTF (Watched This Film) Gangnam video I mean., my coffee cup slipped from my hands and next thing I had to do was like WTF! (Wipe The Floor)

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No piece of ours can be complete when we don’t Scream WTF! (Where’s The Food) and yell louder  when the hosts says WTF! (Wash/Wipe The Fork) and

Where's The Food! Your are the Food  ;)
Where’s The Food!
Your are the Food 😉

by the way WTF! (Why’s That Funny) when on a chilly December night we ask WTF! (Where’s The Fire) and WTF! (What’s The Fuss)

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WTF! Video

Watching this what did you feel ? Nothing?  For me it was a video shot WTF! (When They Fart) You still did not get it? WTF!  (Wait till Friday) then.

Until then WTF! (Welcome To Facebook) we are here

Ashwin Belagodu &  Suresh En

Story idea from Ashwin who wanted to sanitize this Abbreviation WTF!  He blogs Here