
My day on the Social Media on the day no one Bee-hive’d (errr… Behaved)
Keywords a.k.a #PappuCII Phrases – You guys,Let me tell you why I am honored to be here,I lost it, Structure,Dropping Mail from Plane,Energy,Rani ki Jhansi
Sneak Preview of the infamous #PappuSpeech (I chanced upon this 2 hours before he actually spoke)

Visonary #PappuCII is going to reveal his vision for Corporate India today.

#PappuCII Bolo Bolo CEI Kisne laaya. Upar se usko CII kisne Banaya?
From Girish the Painter of Skyscrapers, what it took for Girish to Carpenter was 13 minutes of #PappuCII and misplaced speech
Ab Bolo Bolo *Rolling up the Sleeve* Girish ko Gorakhpur se Mumbai Kaun Laya? (Mera Chai ka Paisa bhi us-se maara 😉 #PappuCII
Another EPIC one was in New York he saw Yoga and all were Dancing Around. LOL! #PappuCII
#PappuCII RaGa or SoGa when she comes to the room at night early int he morning: Mi sto innamorando di @gurgooo
Mommaaa Ho fatto un buon lavoro! Tutti stanno godendo #PappuCII
And #NaMo in #SRCC respected his audience who were students. Not tried to patronize like #PappuCII who are industry captains
Mommmyyy…… baaahhhhwwwllll… guardate cosa è successo #PappuCII
#PappuCII – It was an insider hit job. #Shinde will order an investigation for sure
But funniest part of #PappuCII speech is when he said I haven’t received mails dropped from planes in a long time. When was it every done, Dude?
For @NDTV the best caption they could come up with for #PappuCII Video RaGa’s Kurta 😉 pic.twitter.com/jYAIj3PwB3

OK you Rightwing trolls. When #PappuCII said One person comes on the horse, with “Son” behind, he meant this.

Significant! Kris telling Questioners to introduce themselves during #AJCII (Arun Jaitley) whereas it was not the case during #PappuCII (means it was fixed)
#PappuCII Thanks for your time. I promise to come back again. Audience *Faints*

“Will go to elections under the leadership of Sonia & Manmohan Singh: After #PappuCII even @digvijaya_28 takes a jab here
Answer to the 2nd Question on Water and Waste Water during #PappuCII was rehearsed from here. Striking Similarity

New FabIndia Model for White Kurta Pyjama #PappuCII
13 years into the Century & #PappuCII says U R entering into Century of Complexity. Cannot resist watching that speech for its comical value
After an unusually sweaty day, rains in #Bengaluru now. Thunders and Lightning 🙂 #PappuCII impact. Girish boarded train to Bengaluru
Sunil Mittal rated #PappuCII best (brave of him) It is a Level 5 speech (on a scale of 1-5, 1 being the best, 5 avoidable?)
#PappuCII “One man cannot solve all problems” (and I heard a whisper thereafter “that one man is me”)
Sadistic (I know it was speech writer’s imagination) – #PappuCII telling Not Possible when Village woman told her son will be IAS officer?
ROFL! PC Chacko says #PappuCII meant this meant that. Then he could have simply told what he meant, No?
My Mother will come to my room at night early in the morning and say #PappuCII Beta Give me Poison
I hope the #MSM would telecast #ArunJaitlleyCII just so that #PappuCII is forgotten 😉 Save Pappu
After this EPIC #RaniKiJhansi at #PappuCII I will “Pappu For Vote”
ROFL! Someone saying QnA was the best. Agree! Only issue, Question were good and Answers were good. But not related to each other #PappuCII
Even @JhaSanjay would have written a better speech than what #PappuCII delivered.
#PappuCII “Rani ki Jhaansi” .. ROFL! Sorry Sorry, it was “Tongue of Slip”
My Ex-Boss Sam Pitroda nurses a big grudge against Pappu. Need Proof? He wrote the #PappuCII speech.
For something direct from the Bee’s (errr. Horse’s) mouth (Video Excerpts from the #PappuCII Speech – The Hilarious Address to the industry captains from the Bee-Keeper) – Full Speech can be viewed here
And the Boot Licker Award
True Suckup! Even before #PappuCII concludes @ashutoshibn7 tweets this. ROFL! He stopped speaking at 12:10

Here we go!!! @SagarikaGhose certifies Rahul Gandhi’s speech in #CII #PappuCII

#PappuCII Please Excuse @JhaSanjay for the typo

The Winner

Parting Shot
@JhaSanjay It takes 4 days for you to decipher & write a piece abt #PappuCII Speech? It has been dissected & dismissed by Diggy in 2 days

Finally a big thanks :
Thank SM! Else we would be reading that #PappuCII outdid #AJCII
ha ha ha ha ha , velly Phunny.
Hilarious truth ;D
Following have decided to sue pappu for defamation and public humiliation:
Bees,
Girish the painter…..or carpenter??
The Chinese secretary
Rajnikant “THE BOSS”
Sanjay Jhag, Manish Pichari, Sam Chitroda
Sam Pitroda seems to have done a Shakuni on this Bhaanja. Ha ha ha. Had a hearty laugh, my son and I. Thanks Suresh. I’ll go to town with this for sure.
Thanks for this collection. It is a service to the nation.
You surely deserve a Padma Bhushan for this “noble” work !