Time to Just Bee – PappuCII

Bee Sting for the Time-Beeing
Bee Sting for the Time Bee-ing

My day on the  Social Media on the day no one Bee-hive’d (errr… Behaved)

Keywords a.k.a  #PappuCII Phrases – You guys,Let me tell you why I am honored to be here,I lost it, Structure,Dropping Mail from Plane,Energy,Rani ki Jhansi

Sneak Preview of the infamous #PappuSpeech (I chanced upon this 2 hours before he actually spoke)

The Memorable Bee-Hive Speech Rehearsal
The Memorable Bee-Hive Speech Rehearsal

Visonary #PappuCII is going to reveal his vision for Corporate India today.

Bee-ing with a Myopic Vision
Bee-ing with a Myopic Vision

#PappuCII Bolo Bolo CEI Kisne laaya. Upar se usko CII kisne Banaya?

From Girish the Painter of Skyscrapers, what it took for Girish to Carpenter was 13 minutes of #PappuCII and misplaced speech

Ab Bolo Bolo *Rolling up the Sleeve* Girish ko Gorakhpur se Mumbai Kaun Laya? (Mera Chai ka Paisa bhi us-se maara 😉 #PappuCII

Another EPIC one was in New York he saw Yoga and all were Dancing Around. LOL! #PappuCII

#PappuCII RaGa or SoGa when she comes to the room at night early int he morning: Mi sto innamorando di @gurgooo

Mommaaa Ho fatto un buon lavoro! Tutti stanno godendo #PappuCII

And #NaMo in #SRCC respected his audience who were students. Not tried to patronize like #PappuCII who are industry captains

Mommmyyy…… baaahhhhwwwllll… guardate cosa è successo #PappuCII

#PappuCII – It was an insider hit job. #Shinde will order an investigation for sure

But funniest part of #PappuCII speech is when he said I haven’t received mails dropped from planes in a long time. When was it every done, Dude?

For @NDTV the best caption they could come up with for #PappuCII Video RaGa’s Kurta 😉 pic.twitter.com/jYAIj3PwB3

To Bee or Not to Bee in Kurta
To Bee or Not to Bee in Kurta

OK you Rightwing trolls. When #PappuCII said One person comes on the horse, with “Son” behind, he meant this.

Person on Horse and Son at the back
Person on Horse and Son at the back

Significant! Kris telling Questioners to introduce themselves during #AJCII (Arun Jaitley) whereas it was not the case during #PappuCII (means it was fixed)

#PappuCII Thanks for your time. I promise to come back again. Audience *Faints*

Audience Faints
Audience Faints

“Will go to elections under the leadership of Sonia & Manmohan Singh: After #PappuCII even @digvijaya_28 takes a jab here

Answer to the 2nd Question on Water and Waste Water during #PappuCII was rehearsed from here. Striking Similarity

Watch the Video - Striking Similarities
Watch the Video – Striking Similarities

New FabIndia Model for White Kurta Pyjama #PappuCII

RahulG-FabMall-Pose

13 years into the Century & #PappuCII says U R entering into Century of Complexity. Cannot resist watching that speech for its comical value

After an unusually sweaty day, rains in #Bengaluru now. Thunders and Lightning 🙂 #PappuCII impact. Girish boarded train to Bengaluru

Sunil Mittal rated #PappuCII best (brave of him) It is a Level 5 speech (on a scale of 1-5, 1 being the best, 5 avoidable?)

#PappuCII “One man cannot solve all problems” (and I heard a whisper thereafter “that one man is me”)

Sadistic (I know it was speech writer’s imagination) – #PappuCII telling Not Possible when Village woman told her son will be IAS officer?

ROFL! PC Chacko says #PappuCII meant this meant that. Then he could have simply told what he meant, No?

My Mother will come to my room at night early in the morning and say #PappuCII Beta Give me Poison

I hope the #MSM would telecast #ArunJaitlleyCII just so that #PappuCII is forgotten 😉 Save Pappu

After this EPIC #RaniKiJhansi  at #PappuCII I will “Pappu For Vote”

ROFL! Someone saying QnA was the best. Agree! Only issue, Question were good and Answers were good. But not related to each other #PappuCII

Even @JhaSanjay would have written a better speech than what #PappuCII delivered.

#PappuCII “Rani ki Jhaansi” .. ROFL! Sorry Sorry, it was “Tongue of Slip”

My Ex-Boss Sam Pitroda nurses  a big grudge against Pappu. Need Proof? He wrote the #PappuCII speech.

For something direct from the Bee’s (errr. Horse’s) mouth (Video Excerpts from the #PappuCII Speech – The Hilarious Address to the industry captains from the Bee-Keeper) – Full Speech can be viewed here

And the Boot Licker Award

boot-licker

True Suckup! Even before #PappuCII concludes @ashutoshibn7 tweets this. ROFL! He stopped speaking at 12:10

Bee-ing Ahead
Bee-ing Ahead

Here we go!!! @SagarikaGhose certifies Rahul Gandhi’s speech in #CII #PappuCII

Even the Cacafonix Bimbo thinks...
Even the Cacafonix Bimbo thinks…

#PappuCII Please Excuse @JhaSanjay for the typo

Oops... 3rd Class S(bee)ch
Oops… 3rd Class S(bee)ch

The Winner

World's Super Power Pales
World’s Super Power Pales

Parting Shot

@JhaSanjay It takes 4 days for you to decipher & write a piece abt #PappuCII Speech? It has been dissected & dismissed by Diggy in 2 days

Bee Patient... Let me make out ;) (no Puns)
Bee Patient… Let me make out 😉 (no Puns)

Finally a big thanks :

Thank SM! Else we would be reading that #PappuCII outdid #AJCII

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6 thoughts on “Time to Just Bee – PappuCII

  1. Jai Nayar April 7, 2013 / 5:24 pm

    Hilarious truth ;D

  2. Pigvijay Singh April 7, 2013 / 5:53 pm

    Following have decided to sue pappu for defamation and public humiliation:
    Bees,
    Girish the painter…..or carpenter??
    The Chinese secretary
    Rajnikant “THE BOSS”
    Sanjay Jhag, Manish Pichari, Sam Chitroda

  3. R.Mukund April 7, 2013 / 6:01 pm

    Sam Pitroda seems to have done a Shakuni on this Bhaanja. Ha ha ha. Had a hearty laugh, my son and I. Thanks Suresh. I’ll go to town with this for sure.

  4. Neeraj April 8, 2013 / 12:12 am

    Thanks for this collection. It is a service to the nation.

  5. ACT INDIA April 8, 2013 / 11:11 am

    You surely deserve a Padma Bhushan for this “noble” work !

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