So what is “Ensures!”  The name is Phonetically My name – N. Suresh. Engineer by Academic Qualification. IT (as in Information Technology) for a living, and IT (as in Inner Transformation) for my Soul. Trained to bring a smile to everyone in the society  (exception – Media and Politicians). On a sabbatical from the world of Zeroes and Ones, was into Media (Journalism) Education (destiny put me into an absolutely unrelated area) and it was not chance – Designed by the Divine to know the ways of this Industry – the News Factory – Working to a target like Potato Chips manufacturing factory. Politics interests me in so far as it obstructs my primary task of bringing a smile to people’s face and yes! it keeps me occupied in the space between  “O” and “1”

And more about me – Firstly profile pic is how my face appears in real (not just on Facebook/Social Media)

“Fat (Guess because of the big heart that is within ;-) Humorous (Oh I breath, eat and … humour), Loving (not suggestive not giving any ideas), intelligent (aarrrghhh!!! a big lie this), fun-loving (nice word for enjoying good things in life !!!)”

“Tech Freak they say!But Intel Inside Mental Outside;) Anti-Sickular.Got Tired of Ethical Journalism Education & back to world of 0’s & 1’s. Aspiring Lottery Winner.”

“Techie| Realized futility of Educating Ethics to budding Journos & back to world of 0s & 1s. Those who like me, Raise your hand. Others, Raise your Standards”

“Bragging Rights: Survived 23 years of Marriage and even more years of CONgress rule”

“If you have seen any of the above descriptions in various other social network site, Yes you have reached the right Suresh:-)”

So Welcome! Friend into my very own Space in the E-World!

A simple rule of engagement! I have chosen not to moderate any comments here to allow free flow of information. Love or hate what I write or do, please don’t love or hate me. In short, love/hate Sureshisms and not Suresh. While at it, a humble request to maintain civility and decency. Remember it is unmoderated – so whatever you write goes up online for a while (Well! atleast until in the unlikely event  I take it off ). Just remember : What you write is a reflection of  YOU! (and by God! people judge and judge extremely well)

Welcome once again and hope you enjoy your stay here! While here, just a word or a sentence expressing how I could do better would help! (except suggesting shutting this place down, please)

Before I sign off –  Important to note that every word that is written is verbal reproduction of “my” thoughts & opinions – Nothing whatsoever in my virtual space is purported or intended to be representing any other organization or entity or individuals.  

Signing of my intro with this quote:

Those who like me, raise your hands,


Raise your standards ;)


41 thoughts on “About

  1. Aparazzi March 23, 2012 / 9:09 pm

    Awesome profile description! Thoroughly loved it! :)

  2. Rohit Kumar March 24, 2012 / 12:15 pm

    Fantastic introduction, looking forward to

  3. Anonymous March 24, 2012 / 1:19 pm

    Excellent! keep it up!!

  4. HARI August 19, 2012 / 11:45 am

    Gud.. Hope you see my outstretched hand…Gud Luck.

  5. kppradeep (@kppradeepdr) August 19, 2012 / 12:08 pm

    Superb intro about yourself. Wishing you all success in enlightening us through your blog. May GOD bless you with good health & peace of mind always

  6. Ugra (@Ugra_) August 19, 2012 / 1:08 pm

    Super sir! This revamped look is really good.

  7. guru bhat August 19, 2012 / 1:09 pm

    Hari Om.

  8. piyushbhatia1970 April 8, 2013 / 11:42 pm

    I was senior volunteer with iac mumbai from day 1 to aug 2 2012. Quit the day they got political. Agree with a lot of your views on ak.

  9. krish43 April 28, 2013 / 5:10 pm

    Well done and my very best wishes.

  10. veeresh August 3, 2013 / 12:01 am

    wht an introduction

  11. T.R. Nagesh September 26, 2013 / 11:34 pm

    Amazing intro of an extro, keep going, all the best.

  12. hmevots October 27, 2013 / 9:13 am

    IT4Body…IT4Soul !! Great.!!!
    MERA.VALAS (Mine is almost.!)
    Life Motto >> Journeying … InsideOut
    Have A Great Time, Always… :-)

  13. Avinash Kathuria November 27, 2013 / 11:07 pm

    Marvellous Suresh, I raise my hand

  14. @Maha_Krish December 5, 2013 / 7:57 pm

    I wonder why didn’t I read about you untill though i’m following you in twitter for past 3 months! And Sureshism is inspiring me much more:) Especially this one “Those who like me raise your hands.Those who don’t raise your standards”.This explains a lot.Looking forward to more inspirations & impressions of “Sureshism”:):)

  15. Deepak Kumar March 11, 2014 / 11:30 pm

    What a cheapo! Shameless.

  16. Neelam Manmohan May 12, 2014 / 9:14 am

    Suresh please spell breathe (eat..).
    I smiled at your abilities and honesty reading every “Intel word.
    You are wise.

  17. Aditya May 17, 2014 / 3:27 pm

    Hello Suresh sir,

    Thanks for your good work on twitter for supporting NaMo….

  18. subbusullia May 24, 2014 / 1:47 pm

    Ha ha ha. . Awesome introduction 😉
    Especially 23 years of marriage n even more years of Congress rule 😂😂😂.

  19. hello June 27, 2014 / 9:09 am

    Tch tch. Heard ur saviour srivastava filing cases in courts trying to quash the police case to be filed against you ? And also heard that this too has been thrown out by the hon court ? Tch tch. Jelly belly… terakya hoga. Btw do you what ” your IT officers ” told the investigating police ? That someone might have hacked into out system to leak confidential govt documents? Ouch! So they have abandoned you Aslam bhai ? And hey you may try hard but the you cant stop FIR son. You are so gone ! Awwww now I love that look on your face right now. Btw … ds ur family know about the filthy twitter handles story ? Do they? ….bhaiyyaji smile!!!!!

  20. hello June 27, 2014 / 9:10 am

    Aiyyo rama…. 26th 26th 26th…. kya hua jelly belly

  21. hello June 27, 2014 / 9:26 am

    Justice will served . You cannot target women and expect nothing shall happen to you. You cannot target people on lies and expect that your filthy campaigns will not be held accountable. Did srivastava not tell you about the CVC jugdement ? Did he not point the difference between assessing and processing ? Dont wanna file case in court against 5000 crore scam ? Now … just wait mr. You have no idea whats gonna happen …. and very soon.

  22. hello June 28, 2014 / 12:13 am

    10…. 9…….8…….7…….6………5…… ( remember something son ? )

  23. Justice June 28, 2014 / 8:06 pm



  24. hello June 30, 2014 / 8:35 am

    You have been asking a lot of questions and running a filth campaign on twitter . But Today I am presenting these facts in light of the big whammy about to hit you( A REAL BIG ONE) and destroy the fragility of your peaceful existence that feeds on running dirty campaigns against other people.

    Fcat number 1: Mr prakash Chandra , Commissioner had in an official letter clearly stated that the lady officer will not be assessing the NDTV case( Srivastava has this letter) Still you targetted the woman and her family with filt. Did Srivastava tell you about this letter? NO!

    Fact number 2: The stupid RTI that you have been flashing as definitive proof clearly says that she was the processing officer and NOT the assessing officer. Still you targetted her. It clearly says that Hemant Sarangi assessed it. Still you raised filth about her and her family? Do you understand English? Or are you so full of hate and filth that you target people in spite of proof to the contrary?

    Fact number 3: Now this is a CVC order, details of which are available with Srivastava . Did he tell you that there is a CVC order that has investigated the entire case and shut it down as bogus? The entire 1.46 lakhs rubbish that you have writing about raising filth on twitter? Since you and your separated at boirth brother Srivastava are experts in “LEAKING confidential government documents , why dont you ask him? I am sure he will provide you that document which is the definitive proof that there was no wrong doing. In fact if your provide me a valid e mail address ( difficult for spamsters ) I could forward you that judgement.

    Now coming to the crime that you committed by leaking a confidential government document, the FIR of which you are unsuccessfully trying to stop( BTW srivastava and team filed two cases and both thrown in the bin by High court . ROFL)

    FACT: First of all , the fact that an assessing order was leaked to you is definitive proof of wring doing behind the entire act. The purpose was to yet again malign the subject. Secondly, if you say that the subject evaded tax on certain grounds, dont you issue a show cause notice? But no ….Senapati and Swani issued tax evasions on the ESOPS by NDTV without issuing notice to the subject.
    There are two issues here . First . Fringe benefit tax does not apply on the first two years . So how can the subject evade tax? Secondly, the subject hasnt encashed a single ESOP. So how can he committ any tax fraud? Thirdly, the value of the NDTV stock then was 500 rupees , today it is barely 80 ruppes. So how did the thugs calculate 60 – 70 laks of tax evasion?

    Now in the light of the above factors, you need to tell me Jelly belly why did you leak the government documents and on whose behest? Why are you ready to endanger your reputation by going to jail for targetting honets women offiecrs and professionals without a single shred of evidence? Why?

    Why are you full of so much hate and filth?

    Does your daughter know about your deeds? Does your wife know about the anonymous twitter handles all of whom are “RICHLY ” documented for future legal action? Why? ( BTW ..STOP SHAKING LIKE A LEAF NOW. YOU ACTUALLY ARE LOOKING LIKE JELLY NOW)

  25. hello June 30, 2014 / 8:53 am

    Ha ha ha. So you have disabled the comments section in your famous krantikari blog about the RTI document ? Ha ha ha. How does it matter … unlike you … I dont fight my battles on social media. They are fought where people get into serious trouble in the end…..in courts. Now be a sport belly bobo…. lets people comment…. after all you were asking for a response … no ? Anyway… remember the hindi kahawat : sau sunaar kee…. ek LOHAR keee. Judgement day is here. Achche din aane waale hain

  26. hello June 30, 2014 / 9:16 am

    Ok… unlike you I dont threaten people with dates ( remember 26th) and dont keep my word. But I am a man of my word. Mark the month of july in your life. The darkest month ever for filthy animals who were targetting women and honest people…. though great month for the country as Modi Sarkar brings in the budget. More power to the man. ( btw….let me also give you a bit of info. Hint : PMO )

  27. Ensures June 30, 2014 / 12:15 pm

    Oh yes! Buddy, haven’t been to comment section in a while. Someone just pointed it out. The Ignitor is lit on 26th May… Wait for the Explosion… It is headed for sure. Yes. My hint is PMO in return too :-)
    And BTW! I will not allow you to mount your defense here :-) And this defense will come back hard. Did you notice you gave away something BIG… Leaf…Fig…Shake, Vaango Vaango….

  28. Justice June 30, 2014 / 6:01 pm

    Awwwww. Poor Belly Bobo …What a fall! From open threats to not even accepting comments ! But first answer me na ..why did you shut the comments on that blog?

    And belly bobo is so tense that Ignitor becomes Ingitor! ROFL. The PMO thing has gone phusssss….In fact gonna be majorly counter productive for you . Shoot and scoot aint working , Your Kejriwal stunts not working yensures!

    And yes keep looking for signs and hints . As i said ” SAU SUNAAR KEE EK LOHAR KEE”


  29. hello July 17, 2014 / 3:03 pm

    Belly bobo…. rofl… good one.

  30. ACHCHE DIN July 21, 2014 / 9:06 am

    Comment moderation? Hhahahahaahah..so scared? hahahahaha

  31. Dr N Muralidhara July 24, 2014 / 12:45 pm

    May the Lord Sree Srinivasa ever fill your heart with his divine presence,purity ,love and bliss.
    May the Lord bring you all greater stregnth and more light and help to realise the truth. In it only lies real peace..

  32. Nagaseshuu September 7, 2014 / 3:31 pm

    Witch place in Karnataka plz inform me

  33. krishnapachegonker October 18, 2014 / 10:57 pm

    wow! Kudos for your scintillating introduction as techno freak! Your blog is immensely fascinating & speaks your discerning passion for words!
    WITH Regards
    yours ‘Rushdie reader

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